Apophenic Apples

acerebral:

ebilflindas:

In 2006 AOL search logs got leaked and it was the funniest day in the history of the internet

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no? clearly someone has tarnished the good reputation of this family

no? clearly someone has tarnished the good reputation of this family

someone has besmirched the good name of this family

litlanac:

*sees something small and light pink* i must obtain this.

tiaraloveskandlupita:

Michaela DePrince 

↪ Taking Flight Book Trailer (x)

briankrakowfanclub:

scaryghoultrash:

parallel lives

why do the good die young

how old is steven? 10? 8? 6? 12?? Is he elementary aged? Does he have an age?

killbenedictcumberbatch:

i asked this question in 2011 and after three years i was nowhere near prepared for this answer

killbenedictcumberbatch:

i asked this question in 2011 and after three years i was nowhere near prepared for this answer

mothwizard:

me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet

sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD

hantisedeloubli:

rumorsincolor:

SHUT UP

Uh want!

hantisedeloubli:

rumorsincolor:

SHUT UP

Uh want!

overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

comfemgem:

all the characters are white: Who cares, it’s fantasy it doesn’t have to be realistic, this is just the story the creator wanted to tell

the characters are diverse: Jesus, all these types of people in the same place is so unrealistic, the creator just forced diversity for diversity’s sake

acolderindigo:

hallowbean:

TH IS VIDEO MAKES ME LAGUH SO MUCH WTF

HOly shit this is the fucking review Scott was talking about that apparently broke him so badly he was inspired to make 5n@f. I shit you not this is some comic super villain origins shit except in real life right before my fucking eyes. (In case anyone doubts me here’s the interview where he said it: http://indiegamemag.com/igm-interviews-scott-cawthon-five-nights-at-freddys/)

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