Apophenic Apples
No one asked, at any point, if Mitt Romney might give up on his presidential ambitions because he wanted to spend more time with his litter of grandkids. Fuck, no one even asked in 2012 if Tagg Romney would do less on the campaign trail because he just got two new babies. No one asked because not only did no one care, but because everyone assumed that things would go on as normal because that’s what the fuck people do, men, women, grand or otherwise. The only reason anyone is talking about this is because Hillary Clinton has lady parts. And, no matter how you wanna sputter, “But…no,” it comes out sexist.
To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you

also

what

when

why

how

look

because

never

getyourspoons:

ultimatepisshead:

no joke im pretty sure this is tommy wiseau’s hair????? it was stuck in some tape on the outside i cant stop laughing this is so gross

You should run some DNA analysis on it to see if he really is human.

getyourspoons:

ultimatepisshead:

no joke im pretty sure this is tommy wiseau’s hair????? it was stuck in some tape on the outside i cant stop laughing this is so gross

You should run some DNA analysis on it to see if he really is human.

don’t watch avril lavigne’s new music video

don’t make my mistakes

brogre:

Shrek came out on the 22nd of April, do you know what else happens on the 22nd of April? Earth day! And what does the Earth have? Layers! Can atheists explain this?? HA, NO

Shrekmate, nonbelievers!

ryanishka:

coltonwestdance:

aboyacrosstheriver:

desbricoles:

English National Ballet, Zdenek Konvalina, Anais Chalendard and Begona Cao in Balanchine’s “Apollo” | Photo: Helen Maybanks

he looks like he just punched them both under the chins when they were diving at him. so dragonball over here

Ballet is so raw

SO DRAGONBALL

ryanishka:

coltonwestdance:

aboyacrosstheriver:

desbricoles:

English National Ballet, Zdenek Konvalina, Anais Chalendard and Begona Cao in Balanchine’s “Apollo” | Photo: Helen Maybanks

he looks like he just punched them both under the chins when they were diving at him. so dragonball over here

Ballet is so raw

SO DRAGONBALL

acebunnie:

meeting people who like anime is either very good or very bad. 

I ordered makeup yesterday afternoon and when I woke up this morning it was HERE. shipped and delivered to my doorstep in less than 24 hours and I didn’t pay for any special shipping. The world is so good.

lolsummer69 was in 2011

tentacleprincess:

how tacky is this sofa it’s fantastic

tentacleprincess:

how tacky is this sofa it’s fantastic

21stcenturyboys:

kurotokyo:

So we ask Pizza Hut to write a Black Butler Quote on our box right:

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And what the fuck do we get??!?!?!

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"Maybe watch a better anime"


WEll you know what Fuck You Pizza guy!!!!

you should take his advice tho

myrandaroyces:

nick fury has got his arms around natasha like she’s the mother of his child and tony stark is that child and they’ve just heard the news about what tony did at school today and they don’t know how to best discipline him or how they manged to raise such a failure of a child

myrandaroyces:

nick fury has got his arms around natasha like she’s the mother of his child and tony stark is that child and they’ve just heard the news about what tony did at school today and they don’t know how to best discipline him or how they manged to raise such a failure of a child

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